Multitasking and other blessings brought by Baby Boy

I was never good at multitasking. My brain was not developed enough to make me do two things at the same time. As disorganized as I am, I still have to do things once at a time...
Baby Boy changed all that. Since his arrival, I discovered that I needed to master the skills of multitasking in order to survive.
I began multitasking when I was becoming a pro at breastfeeding. Now that I did not feel really awkward about the whole situation, I could breastfeed and watch one of my favorite show on TV. Then, I could write a message on the computer with one free hand while I hold the baby with the other while breastfeeding. And finally, it moved on to the point that I could walk a few steps while breastfeeding. Am I not Superwoman, or what!!!!
Little Prince likes to be in my arms, particularly when he is fussy. So when I needed to get some little things done when he was begging for my attention, I would just pick him up and keep on doing the things I was supposed to. Like trying to stir the food on the skillet (cooking), or putting dirty laundry in the washing machine, making him a bottle of formula, even pushing his heavy stroller down the way...
But the task that I find the most amazing is being able to pick up things on the floor with my toes. Things like Baby Boy's pacifier, or dirty clothes, or even a cup. I just clutch them with my toes, and lift them to my hand.
This is extraordinary because I never had a good balance. I would often stumble trying to stand on one leg. So imagine me, picking up something with my toes and lift my feet to my hand while holding a 17 pounds (8klg) baby. I told you this baby made me become Super Woman.
Multitasking is not the only thing this Baby had brought me. I realized I had the power to hear from long distance. When baby cries and I am far away, I can still hear him (or maybe he is just too loud). I am also capable of detecting his cries even when I am dead asleep in the middle of the night, (or maybe it is because his bed is right next to mine). I have the strength to hold him for very long minutes until he falls asleep (and his father who is bigger and stronger than I am cannot even walk around holding him for more than 5 mns). I also discovered than I could breastfeed him while I am sleeping.
I am Wonder Woman and Super Woman combined. Since the Baby arrived, I am more beautiful: I do not have acne on my face like I used to; my breasts are so big, none of my bra fits,and I am lighter and slimmer than ever ( the last time I was this thin I was 16 years old, 10 years ago). I do not want to brag but it is true.
Evidently, there are other, not so good or interesting things this pregnancy+ baby gave to me but you will have to read about it in another story.