Funny conversations with my kids

Children say the darnest thing sometimes. Here are a few of those things:

Me- What do you want for breakfast today?

My little Prince - Wait! Let my tummy think!

While I was walking with some beaded shoes that made noise, my Little Prince  said this to me:
"Mommy your shoes are singing. They are saying Ding Dong!"

After eating a sushi roll with wasabi (green mustard like spice put inside the sushi) my little Prince cried: "Wasabi makes my nose spicy!"

While showering:
Me- Stop farting!
My little Prince - I am not. My butt makes noise when I squeeze it.

Before heading out

My little Prince- What?
Me- What?
My little Prince- Why are you looking at me?
Me- I do not even see you. You do not exist!
My little Prince- I exist because I am amazing!

My little prince - Mommy! Do you know what PHD means? It means Pizza Hut delivery!

 My little Prince - Mommy! What does SMS means?
Me- I do not know.
My little Prince - It means "Sent Messages Somewhere".

After doing a magic trick for my kids, my Little Prince asks me to explain the trick. I refuse saying that a good magician never reveals his trick.
Besides, I say don't you believe in magic.
My little Prince: I do not believe in your magic!


After seeing some lightning in the sky, my little lion cries : Mommy! It's like the sky broke.